The Department of Predictive Programming is a joint venture between neoconservative think-tanks, the corporate media and the The Ministry of Homeland Propaganda. Their job is to create and maintain your enemies, keep you in a perpetual state of anxiety, and to outline future scenarios so that when they actually happen, you’ll say to yourself “oh yeah, I expected this, and I bet I know exactly who did it, too.”
Yesterday, the DPP issued a press release that was dutifully copied and issued as a “news story” by the USA Today.
So what can we learn from this latest DPP dispatch?
Well, for a start, you should expect a 10-kiloton nuclear device to be detonated in a US city.
You’re not sure what kind of damage a 10-kiloton device would cause? I understand. You’re not an “expert” in this field. Well, for perspective, just think about the devastation inflicted upon Alderaan by the Galactic Empire’s Death Star, which was only slightly more powerful.
Here’s Alderaan after the bombing.
Oh, wait … I’m sorry, that’s not Alderaan. That’s Hiroshima. What I actually meant to say is that 10-kilotons is “slightly smaller” than the bomb that the U.S. empire dropped on Japan in order to show the world that the U.S. empire was not to be messed with. The U.S. empire is actually the only empire (in this galaxy) to have used a nuclear weapon on actual people. Ever. But don’t think for a minute that that makes America the bad guys. As I’ve said in this space before, the United States only does evil things because other collectivist groups do evil things to us first.
In any event, I’m just glad that we have a previous nuclear catastrophe so similar in size and scope to the upcoming attack, otherwise the warning would be far less spectacular.
And what else have we learned? Well, we learned that it won’t be another nation that uses this nuclear device on the United States (although we’re constantly reminded that Iran certainly WOULD, if only they could). No, this time it will be “al-Qaeda or another terrorist group.”
And finally, we learned that you if you happen to be one of the unlucky bastards at “ground zero” of the “nuclear 9/11”, then you’re just going to have to sit tight and wait for your government to help you because “the chaos that would inevitably follow such a blast would make it difficult for the federal government to react quickly.”
Got all of that?
By Steve Sternberg, USA TODAY
The White House has warned state and local governments not to expect a “significant federal response” at the scene of a terrorist nuclear attack for 24 to 72 hours after the blast, according to a planning guide.
President Obama told delegates from 47 nations at the Nuclear Security Summit on Tuesday that it would be a “catastrophe for the world” if al-Qaeda or another terrorist group got a nuclear device, because so many lives would be lost and it would be so hard to mitigate damage from the blast.
A 10-kiloton nuclear explosion would level buildings within half a mile of ground zero, generate 900-mph winds, bathe the landscape with radiation and produce a plume of fallout that would drift for hundreds of miles, the guide says. It was posted on the Internet and sent to local officials.
The document is designed to help local officials craft plans for responding to a nuclear blast. The prospect is anything but far-fetched, says Rick Nelson of the Center for Strategic and International Studies. “Do I think in my lifetime I’ll see the detonation of a nuclear device? I do.”
One challenge he says, will be to persuade survivors to stay indoors, shielded from dangerous radiation until they’re given the all-clear or told to evacuate. “In all likelihood, families will be separated,” he says. “It’s going to be scary to sit tight, though it’s the right thing to do.”
The government’s planning scenarios envision a terrorist strike in an urban area with a 10-kiloton device, slightly smaller than the roughly 15-kiloton Hiroshima bomb. A 10-kiloton device packs the punch of 10,000 tons of TNT.
The chaos that would inevitably follow such a blast would make it difficult for the federal government to react quickly. “Emergency response is principally a local function,” the document says, though “federal assistance will be mobilized as rapidly as possible.”
The “Planning Guidance for Response to a Nuclear Detonation” was developed by a task force headed by the White House Homeland Security Council. It was circulated to state and local government officials and first responders in January 2009.
The report has never been formally released to the public, White House spokesman Nick Shapiro says.
It offers practical guidance to first responders and advice on radiation measurement and decontamination.
Disaster experts say local governments aren’t prepared for a nuclear attack. “There isn’t a single American city, in my estimation, that has sufficient plans for a nuclear terrorist event,” says Irwin Redlener of Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health.
The message for families is simple, he says: Stay put. Wait for instructions. If you’ve been outside, dust off, change, shower. “What citizens need to know fits on a wallet-sized card,” Redlener says. “A limited amount of information would save tens of thousands of people.”
Leave a comment
No comments yet.